Search the words & pictures archives   Web words & pictures 2008 09-08-08 -- TIFF Tiff 08-31-08 -- My Bologna Has A First Name. It's D-E-A-T-H. 08-25-08 -- Available Wherever Quality Books Are Sold 08-18-08 -- Internal Combustion 08-11-08 -- It's Good To Be A Creative. 08-03-08 -- Our Name Is Legion, For We Are Many 07-28-08 -- I, Jamie, Take Thee, Klara, For Granted 07-21-08 -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That 07-14-08 -- On Bastille Day, Choose Butter 07-07-08 -- Thoughts From The Creative Department 06-30-08 -- Virtue Is Its Own Award 06-23-08 -- What's That Number Again? 06-16-08 -- Thou Something Something False Idols 06-09-08 -- I'm Trying, Ringo. I'm Trying REAL HARD To Be The Shepherd. 06-02-08 -- Accessory To Murder 05-26-08 -- Diamonds Are A Boy's Worst Enemy 05-19-08 -- Keeping Up Appearances 05-12-08 -- A Boy's Best Friend 05-05-08 -- They’re Gr-r-ross! 04-28-08 -- Fear Is The Mind-Killer 04-21-08 -- Happy To Help 04-14-08 -- My Baby Takes The Morning Plane 04-07-08 -- May You Live In Interesting Times 03-31-08 -- I Shall Wear The Bottoms Of My Trousers Rolled 03-24-08 -- From The Desk Of Jim Farley 03-17-08 -- Getting Laid Is Less Fun Than It Sounds 03-10-08 -- Don't Ask, Don't Tell 03-03-08 -- The People vs. Crispy Frickin’ Chicken 02-25-08 -- Eat Your Heart Out, Brecht 02-18-08 -- Blind Item 02-11-08 -- Happy Valentine's Day! 02-04-08 -- It Takes A Village 01-28-08 -- It's A Work In Progress 01-21-08 -- Hot Potato! Hot Potato! 01-15-08 -- Not To Be Confused With Mumm-Ra The Everliving 01-07-08 -- A Study In Scarlet   2007 Comic 12-31-07 — Graham et Jamie c’est tres grand! 12-24-07 — The Year Without A Christmas Comic 12-17-07 — The Apotheosis Of Mutch 12-10-07 — Camel Lights Present: Words & Pictures 12-03-07 — What Dreams May Come 11-26-07 — Retail Chain Reactions And The Post-Nuclear Family 11-19-07 — The Only Possible Explanation 11-12-07 — Lest We Forget 11-05-07 — From The Desk Of Toyo Shigeta 10-29-07 — When There’s No More Room In Hell, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth 10-22-07 — Too Subtle? 10-15-07 — Stuck In The Middle With You 10-08-07 — Bravo, Bravia 10-01-07 — Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot And Never Stalked Online? 09-24-07 — Better Never Than Late 09-17-07 — Working Hard Or Hardly Working? 09-10-07 — That Seems To Be The Popular Opinion 09-03-07 — Ignorance Is Bliss 08-27-07 — How The Other Side Lives 08-20-07 — Why Do You Think They Call It Copywriting? 08-13-07 — Humanitas-holes 08-06-07 — Under My Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh Brand 07-30-07 — You Can Do It. They Can Help. 07-23-07 — If This Party's Moroccan, Don't Come A Knockin' 07-16-07 — 35 Is The New 40 07-09-07 — Transformers: Car Ads In Disguise 07-02-07 — Dove: Retribution 06-25-07 — 100 06-18-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 3 06-11-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 2 06-04-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 1 05-28-07 -- Ghostbusted 05-21-07 -- The Saddest Music In The World 05-14-07 -- Act Like A Lady 05-07-07 -- Be Careful What You Wish For 04-30-07 -- Deep Thoughts 04-23-07 -- What Price Utopia? 04-16-07 -- TBD 04-09-07 -- This Just In: Powersauce Is Amazing! 04-02-07 -- Can't We Just Agree To Disagree? 03-26-07 -- Big Brother Has Invited You To Join The Group "Fucked By Technology" 03-19-07 -- Portrait Of A Cineaste 03-12-07 -- Advertising Pioneers 03-05-07 -- Look Up. Look Waaaaaay Up. 02-26-07 -- Awww, Rats! 02-19-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 2) 02-12-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 1) 02-05-07 -- Mayhem Of The Mooninites 01-29-07 -- I Must Be Cruel, Only To Be Kind 01-22-07 -- I Fought The Wall And The Wall Won 01-15-07 -- Mierda! 01-08-07 -- Excepted Everywhere 01-01-07 -- Typhoid Jamie words vs. pictures 03-19-07 – Viacom to YouTube: All Your Video Are Belong To Us 02-26-07 – Can You Handle My Truth? 02-12-07 – Heterosexual Intercourse Is So Gay 02-05-07 – Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is The Bomb! 01-22-07 – What Ridiculous Thing Are You Afraid Of? 01-15-07 – I Hate You. You Hate Me. What's The Worst Show On TV? 01-08-07 – If Games Made People Violent Jamie Would Already Be Dead 2006 Comic 12-25-06 -- Happy holidays to all our readers and thanks for a great 2006! 12-18-06 -- 'ho 'ho 'ho 12-11-06 -- Business Travel: Epilogue 12-04-06 -- Business Travel: Conclusion 11-27-06 -- Business Travel, Part 4 11-20-06 -- Phun With Phonetics (a.k.a. Business Travel, Part 3) 11-13-06 -- Business Travel, Part 2 11-06-06 -- Business Travel, Part 1 10-30-06 -- Living In The Here And Then 10-23-06 -- Damage Control 10-16-06 -- Google Buys YouTube For $1.6 Billion 10-09-06 -- Watership Going Down 10-02-06 -- They Can’t All Be Gold 09-25-06 -- A Matter Of Honour 09-18-06 -- GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! 09-11-06 -- Never Forget Back To Work 09-04-06 -- Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions 08-28-06 -- Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself 08-21-06 -- After They Were Stars 08-14-06 -- Tempus Fugit 08-07-06 -- Happy Birthday, World Wide Web 07-31-06 -- Uh oh 07-24-06 -- There Are FOUR LIGHTS! 07-17-06 -- Smooth Move, Ex-Lax 07-10-06 -- But There Is No Joy In Mudville… 07-03-06 -- Customer Satisfaction Is Job None 06-26-06 -- The Lion Is A Wily And Elusive Prey 06-19-06 -- Why Are There So Many Songs About Rainbows? 06-12-06 -- It's Like There's A Party In My Mouth And No One Was Invited 06-05-06 -- Let Him That Hath Understanding Count The Number Of Milton Bradley 05-29-06 -- Olympiaaaaaaaaaaaa! 05-20-06 -- Mediterranean Women Make Me Rock Hard 05-15-06 -- 30 Second Spot Of The Living Dead 05-08-06 -- A Seminal Moment In Toy Marketing 05-01-06 -- Kill, Bill 04-24-06 -- On Matters Of Hierarchy (a.k.a. Oh Right, The Whole Continuity Thing…) 04-17-06 -- Can You Put Me Up For The Holidays? 04-10-06 -- You Win This Round, Princess Theradras 04-03-06 -- Two Great Brands Join Forces 03-27-06 -- I Am The Very Model Of An English Major, Generally 03-20-06 -- Shirley Temple Of Doom 03-13-06 -- The Perils Of Professional Monogamy 03-06-06 -- With Apologies To Gary Larson 02-27-06 -- Also, “Impactful” Is Not A Real Word 02-20-06 -- Showoff Showdown 02-13-06 -- When Gramie Met Lori 02-06-06 -- XL Buzz 01-30-06 -- I Wouldn't Wish This On My Worst Enemy 01-23-06 -- Hail To The King, Baby 01-16-06 -- Hydrogen Sulfide 1. Chemoreception 0. 01-09-06 -- For Your Consideration 01-02-06 -- And Now, A Word From The Management words vs. pictures 12-11-06 – See You In Another Life, Brother 12-04-06 – Debatin' In The Rain 11-27-06 – You're A Rabid Anti-Dentite! 11-20-06 – Rich Beyond Your Vilest Dreams 11-13-06 – Best. Toy. Ever. 10-23-06 – Jamie's A Poopyhead 10-16-06 – Colonel Mustard In The Study With The Icicle 10-02-06 – Death Before 'dis Honour 09-25-06 – Snatch The Pebble From My Hand 09-18-06 – Murder Most Fowl 09-11-06 – It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel GAAAAHHHHH!) 09-04-06 – O Death, Where Is Thy Stingray? 08-21-06 – Has-Been, Or Not Has-Been: That Is The Question 08-14-06 – What You Don't Know CAN Hurt My Career 08-07-06 – Let He Who Has Never Committed The Sin Of Onan Cast The First, Um, Seed 07-31-06 – Han Shot First 07-24-06 – The Medium Is The Mess 07-10-06 – Gone Fishin' 07-03-06 – Let’s Run It Up The Flagpole And See If Anyone Salutes 06-26-06 – In The End, Aren't We All Winners? Actually... No. 06-19-06 – Suffering Sappho! 06-12-06 – A Brief Travelogue Of Time 06-05-06 – Here’s Your Problem: Someone Set This Thing To “Evil“ 05-23-06 – How Soon Is Now? 05-15-06 – Whew. I Thought My Famous Parent Would Never Die. 05-08-06 – You’re The Next Contestant On The Blame Game! 05-01-06 – I'm In Love With The Grill Next Door 04-24-06 – Sometimes, I Don't Feel Fresh. 04-17-06 – I'm Looking At The Man In The Mirror. Yuck. 04-10-06 – All Your Base Are Belong To Us 04-03-06 – I've Got The Power! 03-27-06 – Show Me On The Doll Where The Art Director Touched You 03-20-06 – One Night In Paris. A Lifetime In Free Clinics 03-13-06 – Fame - I'm Gonna Live Forever! 2005 12-24-05 -- Contrary to Popular Opinion, Santa Loves Naughty Girls Most of All. 12-19-05 -- The Office Party 12-12-05 -- Et Jamie… Créa La Femme 12-05-05 -- It Means “Poo-Eater” 11-28-05 -- I'll Leave The Rest to Your Imagination 11-21-05 -- Miss Kettle? Mr. Pot's On Line Two For You 11-14-05 -- The Power of Copywriting 11-07-05 -- Holy Shit 10-31-05 -- Happy Halloween! 10-24-05 -- French Fried 10-17-05 -- White Power! 10-10-05 -- You Learn Something New Every Day 10-03-05 -- By George, I Think He's I've Got It 09-26-05 -- Congratulations, Sue! 09-19-05 -- Closer Than a Blade or Your Money Back 09-12-05 -- Constructive Criticism 09-05-05 -- The “C” Word 08-29-05 -- Fan Mail 08-22-05 -- Forced Civility (a.k.a. The Copywriter's Dilemma) 08-15-05 -- All the Good Titles were Taken 08-08-05 -- The Six Million Spermed Man 08-01-05 -- Touché

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