words & pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/ Words & Pictures is an online comic strip about the adventures of a creative team in a large advertising agency. en-us words & pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/feed/wp_feed_logo.gif http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/ 90 36 08-31-08 -- My Bologna Has A First Name. It's D-E-A-T-H. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-31-08.html My bologna has a second name. It's L-I-S-T-E-R-I-A-M-O-N-O-C-Y-T-O-G-E-N-E-S. 08-25-08 -- Available Wherever Quality Books Are Sold http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-25-08.html Pre-order your copy today! 08-18-08 -- Internal Combustion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-18-08.html Bernbach carried a note reminding him "They might be right." We should probably look into getting one of those. 08-11-08 -- It's Good To Be A Creative. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-11-08.html In praise of the Half Windsor Not. 08-03-08 -- Our Name Is Legion, For We Are Many http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-03-08.html Remember when Graham used to appear in the comic he writes? 07-28-08 -- I, Jamie, Take Thee, Klara, For Granted http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-28-08.html Our weekend sucked so very, very hard. At least we were able to ruin our family's as well. 07-21-08 -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-21-08.html So do my border states. 07-14-08 -- On Bastille Day, Choose Butter http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-14-08.html Jamie didn't find it funny. Will you? 07-07-08 -- Thoughts From The Creative Department http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-07-08.html I think I can't! I think I can't! 06-30-08 -- Virtue Is Its Own Award http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-30-08.html Melvin Toast in an idiot. Nothing to do with the comic. I'm just saying. 06-23-08 -- What's That Number Again? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-23-08.html Three weeks later, cancer was cured. 06-16-08 -- Thou Something Something False Idols http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-16-08.html On the subject of the electric god that lives in my pocket. 06-09-08 -- I'm Trying, Ringo. I'm Trying REAL HARD To Be The Shepherd. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-09-08.html Peace Corps my ass. THIS is the toughest job you'll ever love. 06-02-08 -- Accessory After The Fact http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-02-08.html Xenophobic much? 05-26-08 -- Diamonds Are A Boy's Worst Enemy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-26-08.html Congratulations to Hunter and Ivan. 05-19-08 -- Keeping Up Appearances http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-19-08.html What happens when the Levi's client visits? 05-15-08 -- Facebook app now available http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=18278652322 Share WP with your friends. 05-12-08 -- A Boy's Best Friend http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-12-08.html Happy belated mother's day 05-05-08 -- They're Gr-r-ross! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-05-08.html Do I LOOK like Bruce Vilanch? 04-28-08 -- Fear Is The Mind-Killer http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-28-08.html Maybe we should keep this one in our back pocket. 04-21-08 -- Happy to Help http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-21-08.html We totally forgot to post the RSS this week. Sorry! 04-14-08 -- My Baby Takes The Morning Plane http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-14-08.html Time, well... spent. 04-07-08 -- May You Live In Interesting Times http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-07-08.html Somewhere, Richard Gere and the Dalai Lama are laughing their asses off. 03-31-08 -- I Shall Wear The Bottoms Of My Trousers Rolled http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-31-08.html Pedalling my penny-farthing. 03-24-08 -- From The Desk Of Jim Farley http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-24-08.html Have you branded a Ford lately? 03-17-08 -- Getting Laid Is Less Fun Than It Sounds http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-17-08.html It's go time. 03-10-08 -- Don't Ask, Don't Tell http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-10-08.html Storm's a-comin'. Ayup 03-03-08 -- The People vs. Crispy Frickin' Chicken http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-03-08.html A street preacher voiced his opinion. Alert the media! 02-25-08 -- Eat Your Heart Out, Brecht http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-25-08.html Nothing to see here. Move along. 02-18-08 -- Blind Item http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-18-08.html I suspect every creative has a story like this. 02-11-08 -- Happy Valentine's Day! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-11-08.html Or not. 02-04-08 -- It Takes A Village http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-04-08.html Contrary to what you've seen in this comic, it takes more than four people to create an ad campaign. 01-28-08 -- It's A Work In Progress http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-28-08.html That's not even the worst thing they could have found on my hard drive. 01-21-08 -- Hot Potato! Hot Potato! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-21-08.html When teamwork doesn't. 01-15-08 -- Not To Be Confused With Mumm-Ra The Everliving http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-15-08.html Jamie's hand is hurt. Let's do a six-panel comic! 01-07-08 -- A Study In Scarlet http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-07-08.html Atrocity is in the eye of the beholder. 12-31-07 -- Graham et Jamie c'est tres grand! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-31-07.html I should've stopped at the second Turducken. 12-24-07 -- The Year Without A Christmas Comic http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-07.html Never. 12-17-07 -- The Apotheosis Of Mutch (a.k.a. Only 8 More Shopping Days 'Til Christmas!) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-17-07.html What would Jesus buy? 12-10-07 -- Camel Lights Present: Words and Pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-10-07.html Whatcha gonna do with all them fines? All them fines on your behin'? 12-03-07 -- What Dreams May Come http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-03-07.html Who, indeed? 11-26-07 -- Retail Chain Reactions And The Post-Nuclear Family http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-26-07.html Who's your daddy? 11-19-07 -- The Only Possible Explanation http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-19-07.html Nothing can prepare you for The Orgy Of Dr. Moreau. 11-12-07 -- Lest We Forget http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-12-07.html Dulce et decorum est pro cola mori. 11-05-07 -- From The Desk Of Toyo Shigeta http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-05-07.html Make every shot a money shot. 10-29-07 -- When There's No More Room In Hell, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-29-07.html Death by a thousand cuts. 10-22-07 -- Too Subtle? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-22-07.html Gimme gimme never gets. 10-15-07 -- Stuck In The Middle With You http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-15-07.html Great work. Pass it on! 10-08-07 -- Bravo, Bravia http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-08-07.html Advertising like no other. With the possible exception of kozyndan. 10-01-07 -- Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot And Never Stalked Online? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-01-07.html I'm Googling you right now. 09-24-07 -- Better Never Than Late http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-24-07.html I know this makes two weeks in a row, but it's a subject close to our hearts. 09-17-07 -- Working Hard Or Hardly Working? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-17-07.html It still counts. 09-10-07 -- That Seems To Be The Popular Opinion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-10-07.html You had me and then you lost me. 09-03-07 -- Ignorance Is Bliss http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-03-07.html From the ingredients in your hot dog to your mom's fetishes, there are just some things you're happier not knowing. 08-27-07 -- How The Other Side Lives http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-27-07.html Between a rock and a hard-case. 08-20-07 -- Why Do You Think They Call It Copywriting? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-20-07.html Clever or lazy - you decide! 08-13-07 -- Humanitas-holes http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-13-07.html What Could They Possibly Have Been Thinking? 08-07-07 -- Under My Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh Brand http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-07-07.html Celebrating milestones in merchandising and the 62nd anniversary of Hiroshima. More so the former. 07-30-07 -- You Can Do It. They Can Help. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-30-07.html Sturdy Danny McGee was up his 59th tree... 07-23-07 -- If This Party's Moroccan, Don't Come A Knockin' http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-23-07.html Shareef don't like it, but Graham do 07-16-07 -- 35 Is The New 40 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-16-07.html Happy birthday, Steve! 07-09-07 -- Transformers: Car Ads In Disguise http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-09-07.html Graham Loves Trannies. 07-02-07 -- Dove: Retribution http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-02-07.html Yay, Toronto! 06-25-07 -- 100 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-25-07.html This is where we fight! This is where they die! 06-18-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 3 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-18-07.html Storming the beach in France. Again. 06-11-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 2 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-11-07.html We Have Met The Enemy, And He Is Them 06-04-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 1 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-04-07.html You Will Not Be Able To Stay Home, Brother 05-28-07 -- Ghostbusted http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-28-07.html Cheaters never prosper. 05-21-07 -- The Saddest Music In The World http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-21-07.html chacun à son goût 05-14-07 -- Act Like A Lady http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-14-07.html Girls kick ass. 05-07-07 -- Be Careful What You Wish For http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-07-07.html No good ever came from second-guessing the client. 04-30-07 -- Deep Thoughts http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-30-07.html Did Graham really say this to a co-worker? Yes, he did. 04-23-07 -- What Price Utopia? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-23-07.html With Apologies To Martin Niemoller. 04-16-07 -- TBD http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-16-07.html Ask your muse about Cialis. 04-09-07 -- Shameless. Absolutely shameless. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-09-07.html Please make all cheques payable to Jamie Lirette, care of words & pictures. 04-02-07 -- Can't We Just Agree To Disagree? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-02-07.html R.I.P. W vs. P 03-26-07 -- Big Brother Has Invited You To Join The Group "Fucked By Technology" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-26-07.html It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen. 03-19-07 -- Portrait Of A Cineaste http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-19-07.html Check-out time at the Grand Bohemian. 03-19-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Viacom to YouTube: All Your Video Are Belong To Us 03-12-07 -- Advertising Pioneers http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-12-07.html The more things change... 03-05-07 -- Look Up. Look Waaaaaay Up. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-05-07.html 35th century archaeologists studying the ruins of my city will conclude Toronto was some kind of huge sundial. 02-26-07 -- Awww, rats! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-26-07.html The Secret of NIMH 3: Timmy Goes Out For Chicken 02-26-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Can You Handle My Truth? 02-19-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 2) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-19-07.html The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. 02-12-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 1) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-12-07.html Have thy will, I am the comic that dare not speak its name. 02-12-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Heterosexual Intercourse Is So Gay 02-05-07 -- Mayhem Of The Mooninites http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-05-07.html "We do whatever we want to whomever we want, at all times." 02-05-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is The Bomb! 01-29-07 -- I Must Be Cruel, Only To Be Kind http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-29-07.html The truth shall set you free. 01-22-07 -- I Fought The Wall And The Wall Won http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-22-07.html "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. Spiders scare the living shit out of me." - Franklin D. Roosevelt 01-22-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html I Must Not Fear. Fear Is The Mind Killer. 01-15-07 -- Mierda! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-15-07.html What kind of parents let their preschooler wander the jungle with nothing but a monkey and a sentient backpack, anyway? 01-15-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html I Hate You. You Hate Me. What's The Worst Show On TV? 01-08-07 -- Excepted Everywhere http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-08-07.html Damn you, Pizza Hut. Are you delicious or just deliciously evil? 01-08-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html If Games Made People Violent Jamie Would Already Be Dead. 01-01-07 -- Typhoid Jamie http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-01-07.html Old and busted: "Absenteeism". New hotness: "Presenteeism". Your dog wants a sick day... but is afraid to take it. 12-25-06 -- A Holiday Tradition http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-25-06.html Happy holidays to all our readers and thanks for a great 2006! 12-18-06 -- 'ho 'ho 'ho http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-18-06.html Also, Cinderalla thinks you're a fat bitch. 12-11-06 -- Business Travel: Epilogue http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-11-06.html Just tying up a few loose ends. 12-11-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html See You In Another Life, Brother 12-04-06 -- Business Travel: Conclusion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-04-06.html Ohhhhhh. Now I get it. 12-04-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Debatin' In The Rain 11-27-06 -- Business Travel, Part 4) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-27-06.html Be careful what you wish for... 11-27-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html You're A Rabid Anti-Dentite! 11-20-06 -- Phun With Phonetics (a.k.a. Business Travel, Part 3) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-20-06.html A terrorist says what? 11-20-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Rich Beyond Your Vilest Dreams. 11-13-06 -- Business Travel, Part 2 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-06-06.html You never leave a man behind! 11-13-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Best. Toy. Ever. 11-06-06 -- Business Travel, Part 1 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-06-06.html Hey kids, it's November sweeps. Let's go to Hawaii! 10-30-06 -- Living In The Here And Then http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-30-06.html Happy holiday(s)! 10-23-06 -- Damage Control http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-16-06.html To everything (churn, churn, churn) there is a season (churn, churn, churn) 10-23-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Jamie's A Poopyhead. 10-16-06 -- Google Buys YouTube for $1.6 Billion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-16-06.html Pete Best, meet Jawed Karim. 10-16-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Colonel Mustard In The Study With The Icicle. 10-09-06 -- Watership Going Down http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-09-06.html Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny? 10-02-06 -- They Can't All Be Gold http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-02-06.html The amazing thing is that our ideas only suck SOME of the time. 10-02-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Death Before 'dis Honour 09-25-06 -- A Matter Of Honour http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-25-06.html All the zombie chickens come home to roost. 09-25-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Snatch The Pebble From My Hand. 09-18-06 -- GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-18-06.html Two girls for every boooyyyyyy. 09-18-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Murder Most Fowl. 09-11-06 -- Never Forget Back To Work http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-11-06.html Today in history: Ringo joins The Beatles, the first newspaper cartoon strip is published and... ooh, I know I'm forgetting something... 09-11-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel GAAAAHHHHH!) 09-04-06 -- Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-04-06.html Rest in peace, Steve 09-04-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html O Death, Where Is Thy Stingray? 08-28-06 -- Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-28-06.html Mr. Mutch will be autographing tray liners in the food court from 2-4. 08-21-06 -- After They Were Stars http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-21-06.html We hate it when our friends become successful 08-14-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Has-Been, Or Not Has-Been: That Is The Question 08-14-06 -- Tempus Fugit http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-14-06.html Working 9 To 5 To 9 To 4:30 08-14-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html What You Don't Know CAN Hurt My Career 08-07-06 -- Happy Birthday, World Wide Web http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-07-06.html At 15, the web's still not old enough to view most of its content. 08-07-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Let He Who Has Not Committed The Sin Of Onan Cast The First, Um, Seed 07-31-06 -- Uh oh. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-31-06.html Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes: Happy Wordsandpicaversary! 07-31-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Han Shot First. 07-24-06 -- There Are FOUR LIGHTS! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-24-06.html You say "atrocity." I say "Media Lion." 07-24-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html The Medium Is The Mess. 07-17-06 -- Smooth Move, Ex-Lax http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-17-06.html My seduction technique is polished to a mirror finish. 07-10-06 -- But There Is No Joy In Mudville... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-10-06.html We feel their pain. 07-10-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Gone Fishin' 07-03-06 -- Customer Satisfaction Is Job None http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-03-06.html Punishing your customers for choosing you. What a bold business model! 07-03-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Let's Run It Up The Flagpole And See If Anyone Salutes. 06-26-06 -- The Lion Is A Wily And Elusive Prey http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-26-06.html No, you Cannes't. 06-26-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html In The End, Aren't We All Winners? Actually... No. 06-19-06 -- Why Are There So Many Songs About Rainbows? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-19-06.html Sometimes an ice cream cone is just an ice cream cone. 06-19-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Suffering Sappho! 06-12-06 -- It's Like There's A Party In My Mouth And No One Was Invited http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-12-06.html On second thought, I believe I shall have the grilled chicken breast instead. 06-12-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html A Brief Travelogue Of Time. 06-05-06 -- Let Him That Hath Understanding Count The Number Of Milton Bradley http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-05-06.html Just to be clear: I didn't know it was Jamie when I made the booty call remark. 06-05-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Thing To "Evil". 05-29-06 -- Olympiaaaaaaaaaa! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-29-06.html With the hair of ten ordinary men! 05-23-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html How Soon Is Now? 05-20-06 -- Mediterranean Women Make Me Rock Hard http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-20-06.html The early comic catches the... oh fuck, I've got nothing. 05-15-06 -- 30 Second Spot Of The Living Dead http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-15-06.html Damned to eternal purgatory? Then you'll love Applebee's! 05-15-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Does Having The Rights Give Us The Right? 05-08-06 -- A Seminal Moment In Toy Marketing http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-08-06.html Nothing says "playtime" like a 35-foot ejaculation. 05-08-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html You're The Next Contestant On The Blame Game! 05-01-06 -- The "kill it and bill it" attitude sucks. Hard. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-01-06.html Hey everybody! Lori's back! And she can talk! 05-01-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html I'm In Love With The Grill Next Door. 04-24-06 -- On Matters Of Hierarchy (a.k.a. Oh Right, The Whole Continuity Thing...) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-24-06.html In the Communications industry, we eschew obfuscation at all cost. 04-24-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Sometimes, I don't feel fresh. 04-17-06 -- Can you put me up for the holidays? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-17-06.html So... How Was Your Weekend? 04-17-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html I'm Looking At The Man In The Mirror. Yuck. 04-10-06 -- You Win This Round, Princess Theradras http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-10-06.html Misery hates company. 04-10-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html All Your Base Are Belong To Us. 04-03-06 -- Two Great Brands Join Forces http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-03-06.html Pay no attention to that man behind the counter. 04-03-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html I've got the power. 03-20-06 -- Shirley Temple Of Doom http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-20-06.html Suddenly, ray guns don't seem so inappropriate. 03-27-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Show Me On The Doll Where The Art Director Touched You. 03-20-06 -- Shirley Temple Of Doom http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-20-06.html Suddenly, ray guns don't seem so inappropriate. 03-20-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html One Night In Paris. A Lifetime In Free Clinics. 03-13-06 -- The Perils Of Professional Monogamy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-13-06.html On the subject of heterosexual life partners. 03-13-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/archive.html Fame - I'm Gonna Live Forever! 03-06-06 -- With Apologies To Gary Larson http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-06-06.html Let he who is without body issues cast the first stone. 02-27-06 -- Also, "Impactful" Is Not A Real Word http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-27-06.html Graham and Jamie make learning fun! 02-20-06 -- Showoff Showdown http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-20-06.html Behold Craig's famous velociraptor impression! 02-13-06 -- When Gramie Met Lori http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-13-06.html Love! Exciting and new... 02-06-06 -- XL Buzz http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-06-06.html Girls! Girls! Girls! Dull. Dull. Dull. 01-30-06 -- I Wouldn't Wish This On My Worst Enemy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-30-06.html There, but for the grace of God, go we. 01-23-06 -- Hail To The King, Baby. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-23-06.html On the subject of viral advertising and jus primae noctis. 01-16-06 -- Hydrogen Sulfide 1. Chemoreception 0. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-16-06.html Jamie has something he wants to share with you. 01-09-06 -- For Your Consideration. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-09-06.html I think we can safely scratch Catherine MacKinnon off the subscriber list. 01-02-06 -- And Now, A Word From The Management. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-02-06.html Will this be the one that gets us fired? I wonder. I really do. 12-24-05 -- Contrary to popular opinion, Santa loves naughty girls most of all. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-05.html Happy Holidays from Words and Pictures. 12-19-05 -- The Office Party http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-19-05.html For tonight's performance, the role of Drunken Jackass will be played by James Lirette. 12-12-05 -- Et Jamie... Crea La Femme http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-12-05.html Worst. Line. Ever. 12-05-05 -- It Means "Poo-Eater" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-05-05.html Skee ya da bee da bop! 11-28-05 -- I'll Leave The Rest To Your Imagination http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-28-05.html Now you know what we look like naked. 11-21-05 -- Miss Kettle? Mr. Pot's On Line Two For You http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-21-05.html Killbot will crush you with his giant metal claws! 11-14-05 -- The Power Of Copywriting http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-14-05.html I love each and every one of you. Bless your bored, procrastinating hearts. 11-07-05 -- Holy Shit. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-07-05.html ABSOLVE DOMINE ET LIBERA ME EX INFERNIS. 10-31-05 -- Happy Halloween! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-31-05.html Rest in peace, you beer drinking monkeys. 10-24-05 -- French Fried. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-24-05.html Say it, Frenchie! Say CHOWDA! 10-17-05 -- White Power! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-17-05.html No Art Directors were harmed in the making of this comic. Except Jamie. He died horribly. 10-10-05 -- You Learn Something New Every Day. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-10-05.html Oh baby, I hear the blues a-callin' 10-03-05 -- By George, I Think He's I've Got It. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-10-05.html Ah, the Talent. Bless their incredibly-gifted, hypersensitive little hearts. 09-26-05 -- Congratulations, Sue! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-26-05.html Photoshop a co-worker's face onto Fabio's body. 09-19-05 -- Closer Than a Blade or Your Money Back http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-19-05.html Nobody wants to be selling snake oil. 09-12-05 -- Constructive Criticism http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-12-05.html I'm ASTAR, a robot from Planet Danger. 09-05-05 -- The "C" Word http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-05-05.html We're really nice guys ­ just ask anyone who knows us. 08-29-05 -- Fan Mail http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-29-05.html I love your comic, but... 08-22-05 -- Forced Civility (a.k.a. The Copywriter's Dilemma) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-22-05.html In a perfect world, a Prince of Egypt would carry my ideas down from Mount Sinai. 08-15-05 -- All the Good Titles were Taken http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-15-05.html The Cannibal Spirit of the Winter Wind. 08-08-05 -- The Six Million Spermed Man http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-08-05.html I first met Graham at an agency we worked in many years ago. 08-01-05 -- Touche http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-01-05.html Welcome to Words and Pictures.