Beaten with the Hair Club

Posted on January 28th, 2019

A guy I know got three transplants, chasing his receding hairline until he was finally forced to concede the race, leaving him with a thin line of lush hair across the front of his bald head. Adding insult to injury, he had to shave it twice a day if he didn’t want to look weird. He eventually gave up and now walks around with a forehead moustache, having accepted that vanity was never his friend.



I know at least a dozen c-level ad guys that are Lex Luthor-bald. You might say it's part of the career path. Still, I dread the day I reach the tipping point.


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