A few years ago, Mattel unveiled the Nimbus 2000 - a charming bit of Harry Potter merchandise that let you play wizard and stimulate yourself to screaming orgasm. When the scandal broke, I'll bet the guys at Hasbro laughed their asses off.
From the Hasbro website:
Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at 'em with water, blast 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench 'em with water! It's a double blast attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don't just get soaked, you get drenched!
I accidentally surprised my first girlfriend with a bio-ooze attack. It was not well received.
Steve at Adrants wrote: The people who created this ad are either living in a land far removed from current day culture, are completely clueless or, conversely, have a seriously twisted sense of humor. So which is it? Did they know? Cast your vote in this week's words vs. pictures.
P.S. Be sure to check out the Amazon.com reviews.
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