And yet we always end up at a food court

Posted on May 27th, 2019

I can't tell you how much time Graham and I have wasted over the years deliberating over where to eat. We once wandered aimlessly in Montreal for over 3 hours and could not make a decision. I think we went to Schwartzs. Now imagine that every day and you can see why we'd need some good options.

So, I'd like to petition all Ad Agency HR department to adjust their job postings to include a "walk score" like in Real estate listings. Close to a Thai Express... +3  Sad off-brand food court... -2  Surrounded by Meth addicts... -5

What's your agency's score?


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