Welcome to the Desert of the Real

You win this round, consumers. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

In addition to killing testimonials and celebrity endorsements with a lethal injection of truth serum, the FTC announced bloggers can no longer get secret kickbacks for pimping product. Wait... you mean I COULD HAVE BEFORE??? How the hell did I not know this?

Two things: first, I'm Canadian and the FTC has no power here; second, my Dyson DC 25 is a dust-sucking miracle. Did you know they're bagless? The patented Root Cyclone technology means no clogging, loss of suction or costly replacement bags. Also, the handheld looks like an alien ray gun:

As seen in District 9.

Do you have a product/service you'd like Words & Pictures to "review" and blindly endorse? If money's tight, maybe we could work out some sort of barter system.

-Graham