Not To Be Confused With David Bowie’s Widow

Posted on November 26, 2018

In Iman’s defence, it clearly wasn’t intentional. He was just talking so excitedly that a fleck of his spittle soared through the air and into my mouth. Only the extremity of my Canadian manners enabled me to conclude the encounter politely before gargling with scotch. I seriously considered rubbing alcohol but worried I might go blind.

In my defence, I grew up in a small town where somebody crying for help gets 100% of your attention. It’s conditioning that hasn’t always served me well in the big city.

I’ve missed this. Let’s do it again next week.



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- Jamie

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