God has Satan. Jedi have the Sith. Creatives have the finance department. Diametrically opposed forces who balance and complete each other.
And then there’s Santa, the children’s champion. Personification of holiday joy and benevolence.
Santa has Krampus.
And Krampus will fuck your shit up. In a heartbeat.
Season’s greetings! I’m here to torture your children.
That’s for cock-blocking your parents, asshole.
Happy holidays to all our readers. The very fact that you stuck around to see this marks you as the hardest of the hardcore.
- Graham & Jamie
P.S. Don’t get your hopes up for a Zwarte Piet comic next Christmas. Not gonna happen.